Brown Bobblehead Bunny

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

posted at 16:29pm with 214,568 notes
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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posted at 16:29pm with 110,858 notes
pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

posted at 16:27pm with 114,178 notes
i think i just came out to my dad
dad: if a boy ever comes and plays music outside your window i'll shoot them
me: or a girl
dad:
me:
dad:
me:
dad: what
me: surprise
posted at 16:23pm with 10,793 notes
Celia Pavey - Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover) (1,300,965 plays)

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

(Source: jaesama)

posted at 16:22pm with 139,142 notes
Tags: #music

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

posted at 16:21pm with 109,554 notes

urielseclipse:

cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

yeeeesssssss

posted at 16:18pm with 194,520 notes

lewreen:

inlovewiththepractice:

I heard this on the radio. Mike Brown was a kid who didn’t want to play football, even though he had the body for it. When asked why, he told his friends that he didn’t want to hit anybody.

This is the child that they’re going to paint as a thug. 

Make. This. Known.

posted at 16:17pm with 102,868 notes

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem)

posted at 16:12pm with 405,529 notes

sneakyfeets:

squishybruise:

HE BOUGHT THEM BOTH

pointless continuity is the most beautiful kind

posted at 16:11pm with 19,047 notes